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Stupid Ninjas! You can't kill us! We have all the Booty!



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2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: <img:http://www.comics2film.com/images/AAMisc/ninja%20monkey_150.jpg>

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: lol. Oh my. I've never even seen the version of C & the chocolate factory with him in it :/

I must admit... that is a cute monkey...Name him Jack :D

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Then again... monkeys are more Ninja-ey... what with the jumping around and hanging upside down and stuff... :/

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: God I love my work access. It doesnt let me see what I can only imagine is a horrible version of twisted persons idea of a ninja monkey. Do you know why? Its 'cause my computer is also a pirate.

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: Blasphemy! Monkeys have always been pirates!

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: No, no. That monkey's got it down... ninja style.

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: My computer blocks it. *shrug*

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: But...then again... theres a monkey in POTC... so... I'unno...

2007-08-20 [Pillowthief]: Arr!

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Why couldn't the pirate watch the movie...?

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: ...'cause it wasn't showing at his local theater!

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: ...ha ha haa! ...*suddenly becomes somber and eats ramen*...

2007-08-20 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: .>  <.<  thats not how that joke goes....

2007-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Y-yes it is...

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Nu-uh.
Thats... not how it goes. T-T

2007-08-21 [Mortified Penguin]: Suuuure is isn't... crazy chica...

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: How does the joke go?

2007-08-21 [::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::]: Because he didnt have any money. Ker-duh. The other pirates stole it from him. Pfft. Everyone knows that.

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: Mmm, booty.

That was a horrible joke. He's a better one. Why didnt the Ninja watch the movie? Because Chuck Norris (Who is also a pirate) Roundhouse kicked him in the face.

2007-08-21 [Mortified Penguin]: I see chuck more as a ninja...

2007-08-21 [Pillowthief]: He kills ninjas for a living. Doesnt matter to him, a ninja is a ninja and deserves getting what they get when they ask him what time it is.

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